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Ursula Schmid

Einblicke in Wort und Bild​


Warm oder kalt?

Posted on May 13, 2018 at 11:17 AM
Der Aufenthaltsraum in einem Altenheim am Nachmittag. Zwei Damen sitzen zusammen am Tisch, ein einzelner Herr umkreist sie mit seinem Rollator. Alle drei auf unterschiedliche Art liebenswürdig verwirrt und um die 90 Jahre alt.
Der Herr flirtet die Damen sehr offensiv an, macht Komplimente, lädt in sein Zimmer ein - er wählt deutliche Worte.
Die Damen tauschen Blicke aus, schweigen aber dazu, wenden sich einander zu, zeigen dem Herrn die kalte Schulter.
Als er schließlich aufgegeben und den Raum verlassen hat, sagt die eine Dame zur anderen:
"Wenn er glaubt, mich so heiß machen zu können........."
Da wird ja nicht mal meine kleine Fußzehe warm!!"

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